Are we ready for the Democrats to take their rightful place in our history books?
August 25, 2010 15 comments
John Kerry will be remembered for the longest face with a size 13 foot stuck in it’s mouth.
Hilary will be endeared for her grapefruit-size balls.
John Edwards for the most purdy hairdo.
Bill Clinton for the longest and most odorific cigars, and his fire-side chats in the Oval Office.
Oboma for the first speeches ever made with adult supervision.
And Al Gore for the most torrid romance with an elm tree, and carrying plane loads of ice cubes to the South Pole.
May we now, bow our heads, as they play “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”?
My God, how could I forget Howard Dean, who’ll always be remembered as the first guy to hit high ‘C’ in a “victory speech” SCREAM.