So I’m just sitting there, smoking a cigar and playing the piano. These people start showing up………?
August 10, 2010
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……..and I figure, hey, I ain’t THAT good, but I’ll give ‘em a show. Turns out I must’ve been terrible, because these 4 guys named deacon threw me out, smiling the whole time.
It was a big house, too, with these rows and rows of bench seats for the entertainment. The free wine in the back was a nice touch.
Damn, I gotta learn how to play the piano better.
Do you think they’ll let me stay at the party if I do?
Probably
good bye Buk, Billy is dead
Heck yes. I wish you good luck.
Go home friend and stay out of churches.
yeah and they got lots pf places like that one of them gots a botth were you stick you ding dong in a screen and theyll serve you a bj homes.
Just raise your hands and say AMEN! Then they’ll let you stay.
Maybe if you learn some Queen.
Yep they sure will just get the piana down good and your in tight.
Light the Incense and get out the wafers, so we can hold mass
I think you should have used your cigar to light the candles, so they wouldn’t have known you were smoking. You know how they are about that these days.
How unholy of you! No, just 10 Hail Marys and I think you’re in!
Keep ticklin’ them ivorys, Buk, you’ll get better.
I would but I dont see you getting any better that quick.
If only you’d stuck to hymns … but you had to go and play “Yes, We Have No Bananas”, “Roll Out The Barrel” and “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts” …..
Just keep practicing. It’s the only way to get better.
Buk, you can play at my party anything.
They sound uptight to me. I think we can find you a better place where you will be appreciated.
Buk dear, you’re confused again. You went to the R&S gathering and I’ll bet you didn’t even have an invitation, did you? If you really want to go back, you’re going to have to learn to play “their tune”.